For some unbelievable reason, this message got through the spam filter on two separate Gmail accounts (one for this BBQ site, and the other for the day job law firm site):
Hmmm…. do I expand my brand?
How in the world did the spam filter miss this? Why would someone think having two Simpson____.com websites would make me want a smut site with my name? And, for continuity sake, wouldn’t I want simpsonporn dot com instead of the transversed version? Scammers & spammers are scummy morons.
I respectfully decline, scumbag spammer. All of my smut sites are registered through proxy registrars anyway.
NB: I took the liberty of redacting some rather deplorably-named ad hoc domains at the bottom of the email. You’re welcome.
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